I Like Mushrooms More Than People. | Funny 100% Cotton T-Shirt

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.” ~Spencer Johnson

According to Spencer Johnson, you can make a move that showcases both your integrity *and* honesty, by simply buying and wearing one of these brutally honest shirts. It will have the added bonus of *not* being a conversation starter, unless that other person is really into mushrooms, in which case the odds that you get along with them go way up anyway.